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The Saintly Saint Bang
Featuring Blitz and Padraic, exclusive
Created on 2007-06-20 07:36:01 (#13203023), last updated 2007-09-10
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Basic Info| Birthdate: | 12-14 |
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| Location: | Omaha, Nebraska, United States |
BioWhat about me? What about you? Okay, fine!
numero uno:
Saint Bang is new to LJ. Please help him out if he's making stupid n00b mistakes, mkay?
numero dos:
Saint Bang does not really know Spanish. Or German. But he took it in high school, and that should be enough. Right? Right.
numero tres:
Saint Bang is a father. To a very, very, very crazy seven year old named Padraic. Padraic is wee and tiny and cute and likes to listen to Metallica. Padraic also thinks Avenged Sevenfold is pronounced "I Made Salad, Fool". Saint Bang may have been a tish tipsy when he told Padraic what the band was called.
numero quatro:
Saint Bang hated ELAE. It sucked. College was so not worth it. But, mmm, tan. 'Nough said.
numero cinco:
Saint Bang LOVES snakes. He's got a big snake (mind outta gutter, lads and lasses) that measured at 8 feet, 6 inches last measurement. He is a black-headed python named Blitz and he is quite happy in the giant-ass glass cage in the living room.
numero seis:
Saint Bang is teh Wilhelm Fink. Birdie is most like teh Anton Svengali. Y Hey You is Desiderio "Desi!" Snoo. And Desiderio is a dumb name for a wrestler.
numero siete:
The Maiden-mobile is the best car evah. Okay? Nothing beats a regular old Chevy pick up with mother fuckin' EDDIE on the hood, okay? Saint Bang loves his car.
Hates: Homophobia, racism, adult-elitism, hating for the sake of starting shit, scheduling playdates, having to take a seven year old to London for Download (actually I liked it, xD, it turns out), Beatlephobia, beetles that crunch when you step on them, combat boots that aren't really combat boots, not sleeping, being up at three AM to do this because Padraic cannot sleep, talking to the hand, Bobby Trendy, typing like shit at three AM because Padraic keeps grabbing my right elbow to ask me something, not mowing the lawn, being a single father, having friends in low places
Loves: watching Padraic sleep in his race car bed, low gas prices, the number 14, Devo, making fun of favorite things, Metalocalypse (I am ashamed), being Wilhelm needing his Anton, getting drunk, listening to the Beatles with old friends, not being in California, roommates who are best friends, watching Padraic pretend to be the Punisher, Disney movie night, watching Padraic sneer like Sid Vicious (omg kid you're nuts!), ceiling fans, being cold, grammar and spelling, being corrected at appropriate times, not being afraid to be who I am, being a single father, having friends in different places
KNOW ME IN FIVE LINES: Fatherhood makes a bad man good, good music is good, homosexuality is a scientific word for love and fag is an insult to me, best friends are forever, the food network is nothing short of amazing
DOWNLOAD BLEW MY MIND! (and the airport scared Padraic)
WARPED part 1 WAS MUY MUY BUENO! (GAH I LOVED IT. MUCH FUN. LOVELY BANDS. OLD FRIENDS! Life=awesome)
OZZFEST OMG OZZY! STATIC-X!! BEHEMOTH!!! (I WANNA RUN AWAY AND JOIN LORDI, KK?)
UPCOMING-
WARPED part 2: 08/25 - Home Depot Center, Los Angeles, CA
numero uno:
Saint Bang is new to LJ. Please help him out if he's making stupid n00b mistakes, mkay?
numero dos:
Saint Bang does not really know Spanish. Or German. But he took it in high school, and that should be enough. Right? Right.
numero tres:
Saint Bang is a father. To a very, very, very crazy seven year old named Padraic. Padraic is wee and tiny and cute and likes to listen to Metallica. Padraic also thinks Avenged Sevenfold is pronounced "I Made Salad, Fool". Saint Bang may have been a tish tipsy when he told Padraic what the band was called.
numero quatro:
Saint Bang hated ELAE. It sucked. College was so not worth it. But, mmm, tan. 'Nough said.
numero cinco:
Saint Bang LOVES snakes. He's got a big snake (mind outta gutter, lads and lasses) that measured at 8 feet, 6 inches last measurement. He is a black-headed python named Blitz and he is quite happy in the giant-ass glass cage in the living room.
numero seis:
Saint Bang is teh Wilhelm Fink. Birdie is most like teh Anton Svengali. Y Hey You is Desiderio "Desi!" Snoo. And Desiderio is a dumb name for a wrestler.
numero siete:
The Maiden-mobile is the best car evah. Okay? Nothing beats a regular old Chevy pick up with mother fuckin' EDDIE on the hood, okay? Saint Bang loves his car.
Hates: Homophobia, racism, adult-elitism, hating for the sake of starting shit, scheduling playdates, having to take a seven year old to London for Download (actually I liked it, xD, it turns out), Beatlephobia, beetles that crunch when you step on them, combat boots that aren't really combat boots, not sleeping, being up at three AM to do this because Padraic cannot sleep, talking to the hand, Bobby Trendy, typing like shit at three AM because Padraic keeps grabbing my right elbow to ask me something, not mowing the lawn, being a single father, having friends in low places
Loves: watching Padraic sleep in his race car bed, low gas prices, the number 14, Devo, making fun of favorite things, Metalocalypse (I am ashamed), being Wilhelm needing his Anton, getting drunk, listening to the Beatles with old friends, not being in California, roommates who are best friends, watching Padraic pretend to be the Punisher, Disney movie night, watching Padraic sneer like Sid Vicious (omg kid you're nuts!), ceiling fans, being cold, grammar and spelling, being corrected at appropriate times, not being afraid to be who I am, being a single father, having friends in different places
KNOW ME IN FIVE LINES: Fatherhood makes a bad man good, good music is good, homosexuality is a scientific word for love and fag is an insult to me, best friends are forever, the food network is nothing short of amazing
DOWNLOAD BLEW MY MIND! (and the airport scared Padraic)
WARPED part 1 WAS MUY MUY BUENO! (GAH I LOVED IT. MUCH FUN. LOVELY BANDS. OLD FRIENDS! Life=awesome)
OZZFEST OMG OZZY! STATIC-X!! BEHEMOTH!!! (I WANNA RUN AWAY AND JOIN LORDI, KK?)
UPCOMING-
WARPED part 2: 08/25 - Home Depot Center, Los Angeles, CA
ConnectInterests (57):
anton needs his wilhelm, avenged sevenfold, being a father, being a snake owner, blame it on idiocy, blame it on schechter, blame it on worm, bob bryar, bob bryar bombtastic, boys can too cook, boys can too sew, brian schechter-is-a-rad-dude, chemical twin power activate!, comics, cradle of filth, danzig, desiderio the mexican wrestler, dimmu borgir, drawing, drinking under the influence, eddie from ironmaiden obvsly, eddie guerrero, eddie's on my ceiling, glasses are cool, green day, hilary duff, i made salad fool, john roecker isn't svengali, judas priest, jungle gyms, knitting, live freaky die freaky, losing to svengali, megadeth, metal, metallica, mikey&gerard = chemical twins, my chemical romance, one last cigarette, pngt is still peengate, princes and patriots, ptrlwskngstnwntz3, queen, rammstein, shotglasses are cool, slash, slayer, soviet!germany isn't a country, spelling tnatropmi backwards, tim armstrong, tim!burton can blow me, video games, vodka, vodka isn't from soviet!germany, writing stories for friends, wyrm, you fool you fool
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